Kimberly Doop was thinking about Andy Wu again. Andy was an understanding angel with pointy lips and sloppy ankles.

Kimberly walked over to the window and reflected on her damp surroundings. She had always loved dirty Cardiff with its handsome, helpful hills. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel puzzled.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the an understanding figure of Andy Wu.

Kimberly gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a predatory, callous, beer drinker with brown lips and charming ankles. Her friends saw her as a vain, vast volcano. Once, she had even saved a slow chicken that was stuck in a drain.

But not even a predatory person who had once saved a slow chicken that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what Andy had in store today.

The sleet rained like drinking flamingos, making Kimberly ecstatic. Kimberly grabbed a warped newspaper that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.

As Kimberly stepped outside and Andy came closer, she could see the shiny glint in his eye.

"Look Kimberly," growled Andy, with a delightful glare that reminded Kimberly of understanding monkeys. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want Internet access. You owe me 111 gold pieces."

Kimberly looked back, even more ecstatic and still fingering the warped newspaper. "Andy, I am your father," she replied.

They looked at each other with happy feelings, like two mutated, mammoth monkeys sitting at a very deranged dinner party, which had orchestral music playing in the background and two generous uncles shouting to the beat.

Kimberly regarded Andy's pointy lips and sloppy ankles. "I don't have the funds ..." she lied.

Andy glared. "Do you want me to shove that warped newspaper where the sun don't shine?"

Kimberly promptly remembered her predatory and callous values. "Actually, I do have the funds," she admitted. She reached into her pockets. "Here's what I owe you."

Andy looked sparkly, his wallet blushing like a tasteless, tricky torch.

Then Andy came inside for a nice drink of beer.

THE END